Welcome to the HamFam Final Exam

Similar to the traditional hamboy brand, the ugly pig represents the hamboy state of mind. Simple, and effective. I’ve been a hamboy since I was 10 and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Adding to the HamFam

No we didn’t have a child. But at GrandValley I made an addition to the hamboy brand I never though would happen, a HamGirl. With my lovely wife to be, the hamfam is now a family, and I can’t wait to embarass my kids by calling their mother hamgirl. The image of the rock has been cropped and color corrected, making my legs slightly less blindingly pale, and removing an onlooker who left their purse behind the rock.

In a never ending attempt to seem cultured, here is me with some art, rotated to fit myself and the somewhat large sculpture in the image.

Meme Culture

As someone who has proudly never taken a silly meme picture, I can’t let this assignment change me. Sometimes values are more important than points, although my mother wouldn’t agree.

My Favorite Meme

The thinking meme holds a special place in my heart. Much of my life has been spent play hearthstone, and my friends within the community and I use the thinking meme anytime anyone in the community makes a dumb decision. My favorite of the thinking memes is reserved for especially questionable cases.

Laker for A Lifetime

Despite my endless pessimism and utmost excitement to be leaving grand valley, I’m very excited to have made some good memories at GVSU. I found my wife, my career, and myself here, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. This is the first picture I ever took with my now fiance, right on campus at Holton-Hooker.